You Might Be a Cyclist If… the miles have given you Arnold quads and angel hair pasta thin arms. That ten-year-old-boy called again, he wants his biceps back.
(From my forthcoming Jeff Foxworthy inspired “You Might Be A Cyclist…” quote-a-day calendar – I’ll put up one a week until the calendar comes out Christmas 2010. It will have daily artwork and cyclists birthdays on every day. Let me know what you think of the humor and if strikes a chord with you or falls flat…)