Author Archives: Metal Cowboy

You Might Be A Cyclist If….

Posted on April 27, 2010 by Metal Cowboy

you’ve stood naked, patiently waiting by the dryer for bike clothes to get “less damp” enough in time for the group ride.

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Jay Atkinson’s new book “Paradise Road” – what it feels like to retrace a giant’s path

Posted on March 28, 2010 by Metal Cowboy

Meet Jay Atkinson. He’s written some books that, frankly, I’m miffed that I didn’t have the balls or talent to write. Check out this short video on his latest, then get the book, not b/c he’s a dear friend of … Continue reading →

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You Might Be Cyclist If… #2

Posted on March 27, 2010 by Metal Cowboy

Only you know your afternoon commute is actually a second by second reenactment of Le Mond’s 1985 come from behind victory.

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Quote A Week From My “You Might Be A Cyclist If…” Calendar

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Metal Cowboy

You Might Be a Cyclist If… the miles have given you Arnold quads and angel hair pasta thin arms. That ten-year-old-boy called again, he wants his biceps back. (From my forthcoming Jeff Foxworthy inspired “You Might Be A Cyclist…” quote-a-day … Continue reading →

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We Need To Close Our Eyes Sometimes

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Metal Cowboy

Oingo Boingo. What an underrated band back in the day. Sure, it wasn’t Mozart, but it’s telling that Danny Elfman has compose most of Hollywood’s soundtracks over the past 20 years. From The Simpsons to A Simple Plan – he’s … Continue reading →

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If all commercials were like this I could stomach TV

Posted on February 23, 2010 by Metal Cowboy

old spice

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Metal Cowboy on Channel 8 news yucking it up!

Posted on February 16, 2010 by Metal Cowboy

http://www.kgw.com/thesquare/7-wheels-across-Canada-with-the-Metal-Cowboy-84425567.html

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