Corp. Speaking Mayhem

Motivation, Inspiration, Humor, Cycling Safety & Advocacy!

Bring Joe “Metal Cowboy” Kurmaskie to your school, library, museum, rally, festival, meeting, club event, conference, corporate retreat or speakers series.

To book 971-544-7752 or

“As good as it gets in the author presentation business.”
Judith Chandler, Third Place Books, Seattle

“Brought the room to its feet.”
Books Etc. – Portland, Maine

“Hands down the best performance of the year. Lively, thoughtful. People laughed to the point of tears. I’d like to have the cowboy back as soon as possible.”
Tom Gerald – University of Oregon events

“Inspired and funny is something we rarely have come together in one presenter.”
Jefferson High School

“The Cowboy rides high above your typical pack of performers.”
Dave Shaw – Seattle Bike Expo director
What You Get:
Bring the Forest Gump of the bike world to your next event. Joe “METAL COWBOY” Kurmaskie is a writer, entertainer and one man show. He’s pedaled 110,000 miles in search of laughes and inspiration -Joe’s been hit by the smallest car in Ireland, survived geese attacks, Elvis impersonators and disgruntled Rodeoclowns – He rolls it into an exciting show chalked full of humor and humanity. It’s perfect for anyone who wants to dream about a life less ordinary and feel the road under their wheels.
Programs include:
First person inspiration
Safety tips
Giveaways, raffles
Slides (at some performances)
Question and Answer – about travel, cycling, bio

“We need to have the cowboy saddle up and speak on our main stage every year.”
Cheryl Nagoni, Organizer, Cycle Oregon (weeklong cross state ride/tour)
“The most entertaining & inspiring live theatrical show in ages. The Metal Cowboy makes our bestseller list on the strength of his performance alone.” –¬†Powells Books

Joes fee structure is based on event categories:

1) Corporate events

2) Festivals and Rallies

3)Conferences, Retreats

4) School Groups

5) Local Charities and Clubs

For more info. pricing, booking 971-544-7752 or